"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

-- Groucho Marx

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“I've always refused requests even from friends to employ a technique I know nothing about.”
“Daily vitamins are of no value.”

Source : "Stephen Colbert Author Interview: ‘Denialism’ Author Michael Specter: We’re Lying To Ourselves About Vitamins, Antioxidants, And Vaccinations". www.huffingtonpost.com. June 25, 2010.
“I have made on occasion posters and things like that for political reasons but not my work.”
“I feel like sometimes people on television shows can start taking things for granted, or they don't want to be here or something like that.”
“I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”

Source : Emile Zola “The Complete Rougon-Macquart Cycle (All 20 Unabridged Novels in one volume)”, e-artnow sro
“I make solutions that nobody wants to problems that don't exist.”
“We need to put our faith and trust in the people on the frontlines -- and back it up with real resources. We need to make sure first defenders have the gear and support they need, and the benefits and protections they've earned. With new technology and ingenuity, by doing more to sustain our first defenders and calling on Americans to do more for their country, we can make our country stronger, safer, and more secure.”
“I think that we're always drawn - particularly sophisticated people - are always drawn to the idea of simplicity.”

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