"They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever."

-- Mike Judge

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“There is a love of wood, as of other things that do not answer to our touch.”

Source : Elizabeth Hand (1997). “Glimmering”
“I think country has the biggest melodies ever.”

Source : "Sean Kingston on writing for Rihanna, the Kanye-Taylor Swift incident, and more: A Music Mix Q&A". Interview with Joseph Brannigan Lynch, ew.com. September 24, 2009.
“Everything just feels so empty without her. She was more a parent to me than my birth parents were. She took me in, fed, dressed me, but most importantly, she treated me with respect. She taught me that my abilities were nothing to be ashamed of, nothing I should try so hard to deny. She convinced me that what I had was a gift-not a curse- and that I shouldn't let other people's narrow minds and fears determine how I love, what I do, or how I perceive myself in the world. She actually made me believe that in no way, shape, or form did their uninformed opinions make me a freak.”
“We see in order to move; we move in order to see.”
“Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.”

Source : W. Bruce Cameron (2011). “A Dog's Purpose: A novel for humans”, p.33, Pan Macmillan
“Long Division has a lot of Afrosurrealist impulses. I think the book was more Afrofuturist when it was like 700 pages.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“You never work for someone else. The truth is someone is paying you to work for yourself.”
“Financial regulation is the next item on the political horizon, and it doesn't have to be the deathly dull wonk-battle that it sounds like. In fact, if the Democrats do their job, it can just as easily become a platform for addressing the greatest issues of them all.”

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