"You've reached Fantasia, where the undead live again every night," "For bar hours, press one. To make a party reservation, press two. To talk to alive person or a dead vampire, press three. Or, if you were intending to leave a humorous prank message on our answering machine, know this: we will find you."

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Source : Charlaine Harris (2003). “Dead in Dixie”

Charlaine Harris

#Humorous Quotes #Party Quotes #Night Quotes

“Sovereign money procures a wife with a large fortune, gets a man credit, creates friends, stands in place of pedigree, and even of beauty.”
“It's better to be a dictator than gay.”

Source : "Guido Westerwelle, former German foreign minister, dies at 54" by Kate Connolly, www.theguardian.com. March 18, 2016.
“The best of Donald Westlake's pseudonymous thrillers about Parker, the toughest burglar who ever lived. . . .Out of print for years and years, Butcher's Moon is the ultimate Parker novel, best read as an installment in the series as a whole but comprehensible and wholly satisfying on its own.”
“Unfortunately, from what I can see from my vantage point as the U.S. Attorney here, illegal insider trading is rampant and may even be on the rise.”
“I've always liked stories. I'm always reading, ever since I was a kid. I've always been reading and wanting to be in some other world.”

Source : "Garret Dillahunt Talks About the Challenge and Heightened Language of TWELVE YEARS A SLAVE". Interview with Christina Radish, collider.com. June 12, 2012.
“People do not decide their futures, they decide their habits and their habits decide their futures.”
“A face at the window, a tap on the pane, who is it that wants me tonight in the rain?”

Source : "The Messenger at Night". "Bartlett's Familiar Quotations", 10th edition, 1919.
“Art is not about something, Art is something”

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