"I'm not a tall man. I'm just a hair under 5'5."

-- Samm Levine

#Men Quotes #Hair Quotes

“What do we have for veterans? Government-run health care. I understand that. Congressmen and senators... they get five choices of government-run health care. Why should a congressman and senator get anything more than a regular citizen does? Why are they privileged and the rest of us aren't?”
“You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are.”
“Not everyone is meant to stay forever.”
“Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors. Behind one door is a car, the others, goats. You pick a door, say #1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say #3, which has a goat. He says to you: 'Do you want to pick door #2?' Is it to your advantage to switch your choice of doors?”
“America, I like the spirit. Because American people here believe in something. I like that spirit.”
“I dress according to how I feel.”
“The opposite of play is not work. It's depression.”
“It's the golden age of French cinema again but it's because Sarkozy had the guts to push through copyright law.”

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