"I don't like big feet. It reminds me of gammon."

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Source : Steve Coogan (2003). “Alan Partridge: every ruddy word : all the scripts - from radio to TV and back”

Steve Coogan

#Funny Quotes #Feet Quotes #Bigs Quotes

“I want every fan of Rand to hear [Polaha] say the classic Galt phrase: â€œI swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine.”
“Call me old-fashioned, but I thought the one battle we feminists won fair and square was to convince at least those left of centre that gender roles are made up. They are not real. We play at them. We develop traditional masculine or feminine traits by being indoctrinated, not because we are biologically programmed to behave in those ways.”

Source : "Gender benders, beware" by Julie Bindel, www.theguardian.com. January 30, 2004.
“I don't care what people's myths are about me.”
“Any time is a good time to start a company.”
“The other day I got invited to a party, but I stayed home instead. Just me and my pal Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.”

Source : Song: I Drink Alone
“Oho, now I know what you are. You are an advocate of Useful Knowledge.... Well, allow me to introduce myself to you as an advocate of Ornamental Knowledge. You like the mind to be a neat machine, equipped to work efficiently, if narrowly, and with no extra bits or useless parts. I like the mind to be a dustbin of scraps of brilliant fabric, odd gems, worthless but fascinating curiosities, tinsel, quaint bits of carving, and a reasonable amount of healthy dirt. Shake the machine and it goes out of order; shake the dustbin and it adjusts itself beautifully to its new position.”
“For some of us, good books and beautiful writing are our ultimate solace, even more comforting than exquisite food.”
“Luck is created by the prepared.”

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