"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."

-- Oscar Wilde

#Funny Quotes #Marriage Quotes #Couple Quotes

“I don't want to be ignorant in my daughter's eyes.”
“Dear heart, I promissed you i'd take it slow. Dear love, I know I swore on everything I own. But I can resist...it's just one kiss.”
“The difference between political terror and ordinary crime becomes clear during the change of regimes, in which former terrorists become well-regarded representatives of their country.”
“The happiest life is that which constantly exercises and educates what is best in us.”

Source : Philip Gilbert Hamerton (1875). “The Intellectual Life”, p.396
“The unions say 'last hired - first fired,', we say hire and fire based on merit. We want the best and brightest in the classroom.”
“Take the time to write. You can do your life's work in half an hour a day.”
“Boy, does that give you street cred for years after, if you tell people you were on 'The Larry Sanders Show!'”
“I heard somebody say that the war ended today, but everybody knows it's going still.”

Source : "Song: 'Heard Somebody Say' ('Cripple Crow')". 2005.

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