"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."

-- Fred Allen

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“When we choose to obey God and give our bodies to our husbandsâ€”even if we donâ€™t feel like itâ€”God will reward us with pleasure.”
“Once for all, then, a short precept is given thee: Love, and do what thou wilt: whether thou hold thy peace, through love hold thy peace; whether thou cry out, through love cry out; whether thou correct, through love correct; whether thou spare, through love do thou spare: let the root of love be within, of this root can nothing spring but what is good.”
“Any album that you pick up of mine, you know it's an Akon album. The guests are very limited, and you get to really feel the experience. You get the Akon experience when you get the albums. I always want to make sure that stays the way it is. I don't want to flood the album to where you lose focus on why you bought it.”

Source : Interview with Spence D., www.ign.com. November 12, 2008.
“There's never enough time to do nothing!”
“To this day the Arab influence is evident in southern Italy, northern Africa and, above all, in Spain.”
“I've been told that I have a lot of energy. The secret is that I use renewable resources. Some days I'm solar powered. Some days I'm wind powered. And some people in this room might think I'm hybrid gas-powered. You'll just have to guess which it is today.”
“So often in TV, when you have an antagonist who's supposed to be the 'big baddie,' it's so easy for them to become cliched.”
“Remember, the first road to God is prayer, the second is joy.”

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