"They must be doing something right up there in Canada."

-- Hugh Hefner

“Well, Congress gave us a billion dollars to dig the hole, this gigantic hole. Bigger, much bigger than the hole in Geneva, Switzerland. Then they canceled the machine and gave us a second billion dollars to fill up the hole. Two billion dollars to dig a hole and fill it up. That is the wisdom of the United States Congress and it really makes you wonder: Is there intelligent life on the Earth? Certainly not in the United States Congress.”
“Don't undertake a project unless it is manifestly important and nearly impossible.”

Source : "The Vindication of Edwin Land". Forbes Magazine, Volume 139 (p. 83), May 4, 1987.
“I've been playing one way or another since I was about three years old. I don't remember not knowing how to play any instruments.”

Source : "Missed Opportunities". Pitchfork Interview, pitchfork.com.
“Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.”
“Let there be no illusions about the difficulty of forming this kind of a national community. It's tough, difficult, not easy. But a spirit of harmony will survive in America only if each of us remembers that we share a common destiny.”
“In tennis, you can make a couple of mistakes and still win. Not in golf. I played three rounds in that Tahoe event, and I was drained. Mentally, not physically”
“Theory is taught so as to make the student believe that he or she can become a Marxist, a feminist, an Afrocentrist, or a deconstructionist with about the same effort and commitment required in choosing items from a menu.”
“A woman is truly beautiful only when she is naked and she knows it.”

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