"I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret. They'll hand me my drink, and I'll go, 'Man, what the hell is in this?' 'Dude, don't worry. Don't ask, just drink it. I'll see you in 20 minutes.' Next thing you know, I'm buck naked, standing on a coffee table, with a cowboy hat."

-- Aries Spears

#Drinking Quotes #Coffee Quotes #Boys Quotes

“To be honest, when I was writing these stories a million years ago, I never thought about movies at all one way or another. It would have seemed almost miraculous for these things to be movies someday. To me, they were just comic books that I hoped would sell so I could keep my job.”
“God is waiting eagerly to respond with new strength to each little act of self-control, small disciplines of prayer, feeble searching after him. And his children shall be filled if they will only hunger and thirst after what he offers.”
“The sky hides the night behind it and shelters the people beneath from the horror that lies above.”
“The line of beauty is the line of perfect economy.”
“Don't take rest after your first victory because if you fail in second, more lips are waiting to say that your first victory was just luck.”
“I shall gain glory or die.”
“It's not the world that needs to change - it's our consciousness we must raise”

Source : Rasheed Ogunlaru (2012). “Soul Trader: Putting the Heart Back into Your Business”, p.249, Kogan Page Publishers
“You reach a certain age -- sometimes it's fifteen, sometimes it's forty-six -- and you realize the cliche you have adopted for yourself isn't working.”

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