"The government is huge, stupid, greedy and makes nosy, officious and dangerous intrusions into the smallest corners of life - this much we can stand. But the real problem is that government is boring. We could cure or mitigate the other ills Washington visits on us if we could only bring ourselves to pay attention to Washington itself. But we cannot."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Real Quotes #Stupid Quotes #Government Quotes

“Anyone who knows me, should learn to know me again; For I am like the Moon, you will see me with new face everyday.”
“I don't like dreams or reality. I like when dreams become reality because that is my life.”
“People donâ€™t smile because theyâ€™re happy. Theyâ€™re happy because they smileâ€¦”
“If the British prose style is Churchillian, America is the tobacco auctioneer, the barker; Runyon, Lardner, W.W., the traveling salesman who can sell the world the Brooklyn Bridge every day, can put anything over on you and convince you that tomatoes grow at the South Pole.”
“comedians are people who say funny things, and comics are people who say things funny.”
“The body seems to feel beauty when exposed to it as it feels the campfire or sunshine, entering not by the eyes alone, but equally through all one's flesh like radiant heat, making a passionate ecstatic pleasure glow not explainable.”
“A forest of these trees is a spectacle too much for one man to see.”
“I don't know how you can live on the planet and not care about the environment. It's our globe, we share it.”

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