"On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away."

-- Tom Lehrer

#Three Quotes #Income Quotes #Blind Quotes

“Time heals griefs and quarrels, for we change and are no longer the same persons. Neither the offender nor the offended are any more themselves.”
“Certainly the philosopher of 'possible worlds' must take care that his technical apparatus not push him to ask questions whose meaningfulness is not supported by our original intuitions of possibility that gave the apparatus its point.”
“Any idiot can train himself into the ground; the trick is working in training to get gradually stronger.”
“I was not put here to be a background character in someone else's movie!”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“A parent can give a child no greater gift than beautiful manners.”
“He'd be better off shoveling snow.”
“There is nothing like books - of all things sold incomparably the cheapest, of all pleasure the least palling, they take up little room, keep quiet when they are not wanted, and, when taken up, bring us face to face with the choicest men who ever lived, at their choicest moments.”
“I am what is called a professor emeritusâ€”from the Latin e, 'out,' and meritus, 'so he ought to be.”

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