"God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."

-- Mark Twain

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“The South is a great driving destination for tourism - heritage, cultural and many other types of tourism.”
“To the mind, God is a perfect criminal. He has done such a perfect crime by creating this world that mind cannot trace how He did it. That is why the mind always freaks out about God.”
“The only way we are going to reduce disease, is to go backward to the diets and lifestyles of our ancestors.”
“[About Jews] Among other nations, the vital problems are: a good crop, extension of the boundaries, strong armies, colonies; among us, if we wish to be true to ourselves, the vital questions are: conscience, freedom, culture, ethics.”

Source : "Verk". Edited by Kletzkin, XI. 277f,
“Freemasonry, Judaism, and Occultism, whose alliance and reciprocal interpretation no longer require demonstration.”
“I take higher ground. I hold that in the present state of civilization, where two races of different origin, and distinguished by color, and other physical differences, as well as intellectual, are brought together, the relation now existing in the slaveholding States between the two, is, instead of an evil, a goodâ€”a positive good. . . . I hold then, that there never has yet existed a wealthy and civilized society in which one portion of the community did not, in point of fact, live on the labor of the other.”
“Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's changed. You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking ***** for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with the other.”
“He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery.”

Source : Speech to the Consultative Assembly of the Council of Europe, Strasbourg, France, quoted in "The New York Times", (p. 12), January 24, 1967.

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