"You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist."

-- Red Skelton

#Birthday Quotes #Mind Quotes #Broads Quotes

“It is not difficult to understand why the great God of heaven has reserved these special spirits for the final work of the kingdom prior to his millennial reign.... This generation will face trials and troubles that will exceed those of their pioneer forebears. Our generation has had periods of some respite from the foe. The future generation will have little or none....This is a chosen generation.... I believe today's [Church youth] will lead the youth of the world through the most trying time in history.”
“No matter how fast I run, I can't get away from me.”
“There are only three things you need to let go of judging, controlling, and being right. Release these three and you will have the whole mind and twinkly heart of a child.”
“But how awful would that be? How terrible to live surrounded by the stark, sharp, hollowness of things that simply were enough?”
“The hardest thing to judge is what level of risk is safe.”
“A profession that we are a nation "under God" is identical, for Establishment Clause purposes, to a profession that we are a nation "under Jesus," a nation "under Vishnu," a nation "under Zeus," or a nation "under no god," because none of these professions can be neutral with respect to religion.”

Source : "America's pledge of allegiance ruled unconstitutional" by Duncan Campbell, www.theguardian.com. June 26, 2002.
“Give the people a new word and they think they have a new fact.”
“Nothing profits more than self-esteem, grounded on what is just and right.”

Source : John Milton, “Paradise Lost: Book 08”

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