"I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Sex Quotes #Giving Up Quotes #Women Quotes

“I just try to tell a story with a song, and be able to try to transmit the emotion to you. That's all I'm really trying to do.”
“Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise.”
“After I was fired from Disney, I did some of the worst movies ever made and I got professionally involved with a manager who said it didn't matter what you did as long as you kept working. I wound up completely broke.”
“I will do everything by apply with all the legal and apply with the rule of law. And the main important thing that I have to be fairness to everyone, not just only one person.”

Source : " Talk Asia", www.cnn.com. December 9, 2011.
“It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia.”
“My hope is that countries like Morocco will have investment to create work, so people don't have to leave.”

Source : "Voice of the Maghreb" by Maya Jaggi, www.theguardian.com. May 5, 2006.
“Life has a much bigger plan for you. Happiness is part of that plan. Health is part of that plan. Stability is part of that plan. Constant struggle is not.”

Source : FaceBook post by Kris Carr from Jul 16, 2013
“"She can't do Subtraction." said the White Queen. "Can you do Division? Divide a loaf by a knife-what's the answer to that?" "I suppose-" Alice was beginning, but the Red Queen answered for her. "Bread-and-butter, of course."”

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