"The federal government has never been known for its sense of humor."

-- Laurell K. Hamilton

#Government Quotes #Federal Government Quotes #Sense Of Humor Quotes

“We absolutely must battle with every bit of determination we can muster to root out the harm that would warp the souls and spirits of children in our world.”

Source : Wess Stafford (2010). “Too Small to Ignore: Why the Least of These Matters Most”, p.159, WaterBrook
“Even Jesus had trouble with 12 guys.”
“The dictionary is based on the hypothesis -- obviously an unproven one -- that languages are made up of equivalent synonyms.”
“Every woman wants a man who'll fall in love with her soul as well as her body.”
“Machines will never be able to give the thinking process a model of thought itself, since machines are not mortal. What gives humans access to the symbolic domain of value and meaning is the fact that we die.”

Source : "Revolution in the revolution". Interview with Andrew Joscelyne, www.wired.com. January 1, 1995.
“We learn from the Gospel that when they asked Jesus what the truth was, he did not reply.”
“I read the three Hunger Games books in a week and because I liked them so much I wrote Just a Game.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“And Burns--though brief the race he ran, Though rough and dark the paths he trod, Lived--died--in form and soul a man, The image of his God.”

Source : Fitz-Greene Halleck (1827). “Alnwick Castle, with Other Poems”, p.20

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