"I gotta lose weight. I got stretch marks on my stomach and I never had a baby. So now when I take off my shirt in front of women, I tell them I was attacked by a mountain lion."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Baby Quotes #Mountain Quotes #Weight Quotes

“I'm a real dumb-dumb in real life. I'm just book smart. But definitely not street smart. The other day I lost my jacket in a cab. And I'll forget things every time I leave the house.”

Source : "'Heroes' Masi Oka is super-geeky". Interview with Florangela Davila, www.seattletimes.com. May 14, 2007.
“Watch for the high tides of yourself and flow up with them; when the inevitable low tides come, either rest or meditate. You cannot escape rhythm. You transcend it by working with it.”

Source : Elsa Barker (2011). “Letters from the Afterlife: A Guide to the Other Side”, p.276, Simon and Schuster
“Perfectionists demand perfection from themselves first and foremost.”
“...for a girl with eyes like hers has a will and is not ruled by anyone but a lover.”
“I get the fantasy league comment a couple of times a series ... that's pretty cool. They might be rooting for the other team, but if I do well it helps them out. It's kind of cool.”
“I ain't a communist necessarily, but I been in the red all my life.”

Source : "Woody Guthrie" by Steve Earle, The Nation, July 21, 2003.
“Before you begin working your way into the system, it is imperative that you are ready to be judged. You are only new once. ... You are only ready when you can orchestrate the next move after you have the industry's attention.”

Source : K. Callan (2000). “Directing Your Directing Career”
“If you're fortunate enough, you get to a position where you can be a little pickier about your roles.”

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