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“When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid”
Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com. 
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“I do a lot of vintage, of course, but I really feel so particular about clothing. I think it stems from acting, like if I'm not wearing the proper shoes for a character I feel totally off.”
Source : Source: www.harpersbazaar.com
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“Forgiving others is easier when I remember that I'm human and stupid, too.”
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“Oh, that's just great. I come all the way back here, risking major brain cell burnout, and you don't even believe me? I'm basically guaranteeing myself a lifetime of heartbreak, and all you have to say is that you think I'm not right in the head?”
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“Long open panegyric drags at best, And praise is only praise when well address'd.”
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“Initially, I had two thoughts. First, this is a very large conspiracy; and second, our children in Washington. We knew there were a few unidentified planes that may have been headed for the White House or the Capitol Building.”
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“I like to edit; I like to work with other people, and that's something stand-up doesn't really have.”
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“Here was one place where I could find out who I was and what I was going to become. And that was the public library.”
