"Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong."

-- Brian Posehn

#Guy Quotes #Outfits Quotes #Features Quotes

“The one prediction that never comes true is, 'You'll thank me for telling you this.”
“I mean, I think we're put here on earth to make your own destiny, to begin with. I don't think there's anything you can do this way or that way to change anything.”
“There is nothing you can do about the past except keep it there.”
“I move in the university of the waves.”
“Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.”
“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.”
“I'm trying to create flesh architecture. I aim to get a sculptural feel for groups of bodies, as well as create performance art.”
“The goal to strive for is a poor government but a rich people.”

Source : "Andrew Johnson, Plebeian and Patriot". Book by Robert Watson Winston, 1928.

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