"Dates used to be made days or even weeks in advance. Now dates tend to be made the day after. That is, you get a phone call from someone who says, "If anyone asks, I was out to dinner with you last night, okay?""

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Night Quotes #Phones Quotes #Dating Quotes

“Jerome Bettis should be in the Hall of Fame”
“You want to be a writer, don't know how or when? Find a quiet place, use a humble pen.”
“The intention of Paul VI with regard to what is commonly called the Mass, was to reform the Catholic liturgy in such a way that it should almost coincide with the Protestant liturgy - but what is curious is that Paul VI did that to get as close as possible to the Protestant Lord's supper... there was with Paul VI an ecumenical intention to remove, or at least to correct, or at least to relax, what was too Catholic, in the traditional sense, and, I repeat, to get the Catholic Mass closer to the Calvinist Mass.”
“The descent into matter must be complete before the ascent to spirit can commence.”
“Don't be jealous of my genius.”
“I make clothes people can wear; I don't make art.”
“Let him who is not come to logic be plagued with continuous and everlasting filth”
“National Standards was not a narrative of past events but was leftwing revisionism and Political Correctness.”

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