"We have chemical weapons in America too, they're called meth and cocaine."

-- Felipe Esparza

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“Why don't we teach our children in school what they are? We should say to them, 'You are unique... you have the capacity for anything. You are a marvel'.”
“With the help of folks like you and me, Heifer International tackles the problem of hunger one family at a time with gifts of renewable resources - farm animals that are ongoing sources of food and income.”
“Intuition is critical in virtually everything you do. But, without relentless preparation and execution, it is meaningless.”
“HubSpot's CRM and Sidekick are perfect for companies that want to transform how they attract, engage, and delight prospects, customers and leads and want sales technology that matches today's buying process.”
“Why does Mosley always speak as though he were a feudal landlord abusing tenants who are in arrears with their rent ?”
“After moving to Los Angeles in the early '90s, I started looking into "music for picture" more seriously and in broader scope. My collaboration as a programmer and arranger with Graeme Revell exposed me for the first time to the full spectrum of film music, including the hectic demands of orchestral scoring and the power politics surrounding the finalization of any score for a major motion picture in Hollywood.”
“The man who has the courage of his platitudes is always a successful man.”

Source : Van Wyck Brooks (1941). “Opinions of Oliver Allston”, New York, Dutton
“I'm not a fruity girl. I don't like licorice. I'm chocolate all the way.”

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