"I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as American junior-high-school students, only with fewer guns."

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“I confess, I'm not the biggest fan of Twilight.”
“I grew up with no money. No money. I always struggled and had the sense that there was this other class of people who went to college - this was when I was younger.”
“All the money you made will never buy back your soul.”
“I first learned how to do hair from drag queens. I learned eyelashes are the key to life, because they make everyone look fabulous.”
“Empedolces claims that in utero, our backbone is one long solid; and that through the constriction of the womb and the punishments of birth it must be snapped again and again to form our vertebrae; that for the child to have a spine, his back must first be broken”
“I like to think that life lessons are learned and re-learned every day and take on importance at different times in life.”

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“Excellence requires us to prepare in advance.”
“When I go to movies and I love the movie, it's because it feels like it articulated something about how we're living now, and also gives me some insight into my own life. I feel actually altered after having seen it.”

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