"The number of American presidential candidates varies with the sunspot cycle and the phases of the moon. Being a Republican, I'm backing Hillary Clinton. Because she could lose. The reason is not that she's a woman. The reason is that she's the particular woman who taught the 4th grade class that every man in America wished he were dead in. Hillary Clinton is Lucy holding the football for Charlie Brown. Hillary Clinton is "America's ex-wife.""

-- P. J. O'Rourke

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“Without history we are the prisoners of the accident of where and when we were born.”

Source : Interview with Bruce Cole, www.neh.gov. May/June 2005.
“There will be a competition among critics for the best Paris Hilton insult. Here's my first: Her attention span is so short that she can't even maintain her concentration while running away from a psycho... Maybe the ultimate insult is that she makes her co-star Elisha Cuthbert seem, by comparison, the sexiest and most interesting actress in modern cinema.”
“I count it as a certainty that in paradise, everyone naps.”
“New Zealand and SA should take this dimension into account, the skills South Africans are presently contributing to New Zealand.”
“In addressing you I feel that I am not so much speaking to the representatives of diverse States of Europe and America as to the exponents of principles and hopes that are common to us all, and without which our life on earth would be a life without horizon or prospect.”

Source : "Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman's Speech at the London Interparliamentary Conference". The Advocate of Peace, Volume 68, No. 9, archive.org. September 1906.
“I have heard something said about allegiance to the South. I know no South, no North, no East, no West, to which I owe any allegiance.”

Source : Speech in the Senate (1848)
“I have questioned myself about the brutality in the last few novels. Actually in 'The Leopard,' in hindsight, I feel I went a little bit too far with screaming blood. There are a couple of scenes that I regret and wish I had the chance to rewrite. 'Phantom' has less blood.”
“In Hungary all native music, in its origin, is divided naturally into melody destined for song or melody for the dance.”

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