"Baby's room should be close enough to your room so that you can hear baby cry, unless you want to get some sleep, in which case baby's room should be in Peru."

-- Dave Barry

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“Through all aspects of society be it art, design, the financial markets, government, technology or communications we are witnessing unprecedented global transformation - the result of which is impossible to predict.”
“I only miss you when I'm breathing”

Source : "Breathing". Song by Jason Derulo, Future Story Album, September 27, 2011.
“I've never been in the music industry, only acting.”
“Let us hope that the advent of a successful flying machine, now only dimly foreseen and nevertheless thought to be possible, will bring nothing but good into the world; that it shall abridge distance, make all parts of the globe accessible, bring men into closer relation with each other, advance civilization, and hasten the promised era in which there shall be nothing but peace and goodwill among all men.”

Source : Octave Chanute (1894). “Progress in Flying Machines”
“I guess the bigger you dream, the further you have to fall if you don't get it, so it can be a bit of a scary thing to be that ambitious.”

Source : "Elizabeth Debicki In ‘The Great Gatsby’: Australian Newcomer Grabs Jordan Baker Part", www.huffingtonpost.com. May 12, 2011.
“Nobody cares if you're on the cover of a magazine!”

Source : Source: www.elle.com
“Our inability to think beyond our own species, or to be able to co-habit with other life forms in what is patently a massive collaborative quest for survival, is surely a malady that pervades the human soul.”
“Innovation almost always is not successful the first time out. You try something and it doesn't work and it takes confidence to say we haven't failed yet. Ultimately you become commercially successful.”

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