"In Russia, if a male athelete loses he becomes a female athelete."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Yakov Smirnoff

#Humorous Quotes #Russia Quotes #Female Quotes

“My mother always says: "You know better, so you'll be punished. Your friends don't know better, so they won't be punished. They can go snatch chains and they'll be fine. But if you snatch chains, you'll end up in jail because you know better."”
“Whether we have the best individual players doesnt matter, you have to have the best team”
“Learn from each one of your defeats; your losses must be as close to you as your victories.”

Source : S'pore Chess News, November 15, 2010.
“I have always loved animals since I was very young.”
“I hate victims who respect their executioners.”
“It wasn't my childhood fantasy to work with Truffaut or be in obscure films. I like Midnight Run better than I like The Bicycle Thief. It was films like Die Hard and Bladerunner that made me want to be an actor.”
“You must not fight. Do no harm to anyone. Do right always.”
“Ah, no, far be from me a thought which I loathe like poison.”

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