"Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer, dead at 53. Over Barcelona today, the famed reindeer was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eyewitnesses report, that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

-- Colin Mochrie

#Spain Quotes #Reindeer Quotes #Red Quotes

“No man is a Christian who cheats his fellows, perverts the truth, or speaks of a "clean bomb" yet he will be the first to make public his faith in God.”
“I've lived the American dream. I was born and raised on the farm, first in my family to graduate from college. I spent 13 years working in our family business.”
“Politically, Donald Trump doesn't seem to care much about what he says. He gauges the effect. Sometimes, in the middle of a speech, he will change his direction if the audience doesn't like him.”

Source : Source: www.pbs.org
“The real death of America will come when everyone is alike.”
“When we have all data online it will be great for humanity. It is a prerequisite to solving many problems that humankind faces.”
“Slavery can never be abolished.”

Source : James Henry Hammond (1836). “Remarks of Mr. Hammond, of South Carolina, on the Question of Receiving Petitions for the Abolition of Slavery in the District of Columbia”, p.13
“You really need to be on the edge and you have to keep your eyes open.”
“Death is when the monsters get you.”

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