"My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma."

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Gary Mule Deer

#Grandma Quotes #Sassy Quotes #Used Quotes

“You know what God told the Cubs? Don't do anything until I come back.”
“I'm just trying to be the me that I am and not all of this other crap. I just want to be the family man, and if somehow I can make the money to get my ranch and get the hell away from everybody else, that would be awesome.”
“There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers with an angry streak who'll kill you. It's a reaction to women leaving their men and men being angry about it and saying it on some subconscious level”

Source : Interview with Christina Kelly, www.indexmagazine.com. 1996.
“Incompetency fed on itself.”

Source : David Gerrold (2014). “Under the Eye of God: Trackers, Book One”, p.82, BenBella Books, Inc.
“In mine, they were just trying to steal a briefcase of cocaine.* That's it. Some flour that I got out of my mom's cupboard.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“To remember my values, I need to lose certain tastes and find other handles for the memories that they once helped me carry.”
“He wants you all to Himself to put His loving, divine arms around you.”
“I do not want our children and grandchildren to live in a world where everyday they fear some regional strongman with weapons of mass destruction. We need to send a message to these future would-be bullies: you will not be allowed to threaten the world.”

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