"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet."

-- Rita Rudner

#Retirement Quotes #Age Quotes #Ears Quotes

“The hardest part was getting the window net hooked back. I didn't think I was ever going to get it hooked. I finally got it hooked. If I'd known that I wouldn't have tried to hook it.”
“Whatever form it takes, camping is earthy, soul enriching and character building, and there can be few such satisfying moments as having your tent pitched and the smoke rising from your campfire as the golden sun sets on the horizon--even if it's just for a fleeting moment before the rain spoils everything.”
“I'm not one of these directors, so far, that wants to have a whole separate director's cut of these things. So far they've turned out to be kind of the length that they wanted to be.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“Iranians also see external reasons for caution. Analyst Foad Izadi at Tehran University says Iranians only need to look at the chaos plaguing the region to see how easily popular demands for change can get out of hand.”
“I'm looking forward to doing things more intuitively in the future, just going with whatever happens and not immediately categorizing it as potentially good or bad or original or whatever.”
“The man who invented instant pudding was moved to action by an inability to wait for pudding.”
“When Black Flag and DOA and all those bands were touring in the early 80s, it was kind of a forest and you just kind of got your way through it. Now it's like a six lane highway with Starbucks every twenty meters. That's just civilization.”
“To use it should be as natural ... as to use the trolley when one needs transportation.”

You may also like:

Dave Barry
Author
George Carlin
Comedian
Judy Tenuta
Entertainer
Paula Poundstone
Comedian
Robert Klein
Stand-up comedian
Rodney Dangerfield
Comedian
Steve Martin
Actor
Wendy Liebman
Comedian
Woody Allen
Film producer