"Good weather all the week, but come the weekend the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot they complain, too cold they complain, and when it's just right, they're watching TV."

-- Rita Rudner

#Weekend Quotes #Weather Quotes #Watching Tv Quotes

“I think it's always when you go to caddie for another player, it's no different to when you start with a new player. The very most important thing is when you get the first opportunity to have a win is to try and show them that you know what you're doing. It's easier said than done.”

Source : Source: www.golfdigest.com
“If I canot know your name, may I light a lamp so I can see your face?' If you sould ever see my face, you will lose me forever.' Why?' Psyche wanted to know. 'Are you ugly? Are you afraid I won't love you if I see your face?' Perhaps I am afraid that if you see my face, it will be THAT that you will love and not me.' I understand, believe me. I know what that feels like.”
“Only when he no longer knows what he is doing does the painter do good things.”
“I think anybody would have to be with out common sense to think there weren't aliens. There are billions of planets, and I am convinced Earth is not the only one that's inhabited. It would be quite an ego trip to think that. I think about it all the time.”
“So laugh, lads, and quaff, lads, twill make you stout and hale; through all my days, I'll sing the praise of brown October ale.”

Source : Reginald De Koven, Harry Bache Smith (1898). “Robin Hood: A Comic Opera in Three Acts”
“A message in a bottle is one of the most intriguing things that you can find, the circumstance and method of delivery forever hidden but just the message sitting there, enigmatic, to decode.”
“That's what keeps me humble because I know my background, know what my mother went through. I never get too high on my stardom or what I can do. My mom always says and my friends all say, â€™You're just a very low-maintenance guyâ€™. I don't need too much. Glamour and all that stuff don't excite me. I am just glad I have the game of basketball in my life.”
“The photographer can arrange his picture just as the painter does, only sometimes he must go about it in a different way.”

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