"My life was the best omelette you could make with a chainsaw"

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Thomas McGuane

#Chainsaw Quotes

“All flowers are beautiful in their own way, and that's like women too.”
“Youth, hope, and love: To build a new life on a ruined life, To make the future fairer than the past, And make the past appear a troubled dream.”
“It isn't where you came from, its where you're going that counts.”
“There are many advantages in their being accustomed to the use of arms, and no possible disadvantage.”
“The modern school without systematic lectures turns out many graduates who lack retention. No sooner has the sound of the word left their teacher's lips, the subject has been forgotten.”
“I think, if you were being cruel to animals, then the thought of eating them would be horrific.”
“Over the course of several articles, I will give you the tools to become a sentence connoisseur as well as a sentence artisan. Each of my lessons will give you the insight to appreciate fine sentences and the vocabulary to talk about them.”
“When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.”

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