"College is great. It's the only time in life where you can write a check for 39 cents... and bounce it."

-- Henry Cho

#Writing Quotes #College Quotes #Checks Quotes

“His full name is Matthew Gabriel Philippe Bertrand Sebastien de Clermont. He was also a very good Sebastien, and a passable Gabriel. He hates Bertrand and will not answer to Philippe.”
“Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.”

Source : Helen Schucman “A Course in Miracles - Manual For Teachers”, A Course in Miracles
“I don't spend much time thinking about whether God exists. I don't consider that a relevant question. It's unanswerable and irrelevant to my life, so I put it in the category of things I can't worry about.”
“Foolhardy to put your trust where it is easy to create falsehood.”
“The sun in your eyes makes some of the lies worth believing.”
“We [the USA] do have a big nation's problem. We have the problem of a nation that's got two oceans, oceans on either side. People come from all across the globe and want to live here and they want to work here and they want to invest here. And that's a good thing. And they make up this country. But as a people, we [americans] are not highly skilled in languages. We're not highly skilled in knowledge of other cultures. And that's a problem.”
“We should use our imagination more than our memory.”
“If she were religious, she would call it the soul. It is more than the sum of her intellect and her emotions, more than the sum of her experiences, though it runs like veins of brilliant metal through all three. It is an inner faculty that recognizes the animating mysteries of the world because it is made of the same substance”

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