"I'm not someone who shies away from darkness being funny."

-- Brett Gelman

#Darkness Quotes #Being Funny Quotes

“To trace the series of these revolutions, to explain their causes, and thus to connect together all the indications of change that are found in the mineral kingdom, is the proper object of a THEORY OF THE EARTH.”

Source : John Playfair, James George Playfair (1822). “Biographical memoir. Illustrations of the Huttonian theory of the earth”, p.20
“I'm not going to play lead guitar in a concert hall full of people, because I'm going to mess up a lot.”
“I don't categorize food as bad or a guilty pleasure.”
“The fact is, America needs energy and new energy infrastructure, and the Keystone XL pipeline will help us achieve that with good stewardship.”

Source : "A blueprint for environment, energy" by John Hoeven, www.politico.com. April 15, 2012.
“I don't think rap really fits in to 'American Idol' in the sense that I believe rap is an art form in itself more akin to poetry, more akin to drama, if you will.”
“"You are what you eat." Nothing else. Never. If you are nourished with cow's milk and later with herbs, you'll become someone whose whole life is good only for being exploited by others.”

Source : "Atomic Age - And the Philosophy of the Far East". Book by George Ohsawa, p. 53, 1977.
“I was a huge Spice Girls fan when I was a kid. When I was younger I had a Spice Girls poster on my wall and I watched the movie.”

Source : "Vinny Guadagnino Reveals His Dream Job, Favorite Meal And Kris Humphries Bromance For HuffPost’s #nofilter". Interview with Leigh Blickley, www.huffingtonpost.com. November 22, 2012.
“Youâ€™ve gotta taste the light, like my friend and fellow shooter Chip Maury says. And when you see light like this, trust me, itâ€™s like a strawberry sundae with sprinkles.”

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