"My mother was the worst cook ever. In school, when we traded lunches, I had to throw in an article of clothing."

-- Rita Rudner

#Mother Quotes #School Quotes #Lunch Quotes

“In order to keep pace with the influx of work I had to take on fresh hands.”

Source : James Nasmyth (2010). “James Nasmyth, Engineer: An Autobiography”, p.156, BoD – Books on Demand
“To live, to err, to fall, to triumph, to recreate life out of life.”
“Change allows us to exit the comfortable and enter the improved.”
“We only have one person to blame, and that's each other.”
“I try to eat in a way that makes me feel good. If that means a little bite of chocolate I do that, but I try not to use food as a reward for myself.”

Source : "Jennifer Garner talks about new movie Ghost Of Girlfriends Past and working with Ricky Gervais on next film". Interview with The Ticket, www.mirror.co.uk. May 1, 2009.
“Take life step by step, pace by pace, slowly slowly, and leave the competition to others.”
“And I love shooting football.”
“Reputation is like fine china: Once broken it's very hard to repair.”

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