"Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive."

-- P. J. O'Rourke

#Cute Quotes #Girlfriend Quotes #Food Quotes

“I wasn't certain of anything anymore, except that New Orleans was a faithless friend and I wanted to leave her.”
“May we all emerge from winter with our strength renewed and any unwanted pieces left under the ice.”
“I've never had a penny through oil deals and no one has produced a shred of evidence that I have”
“The first miracle after the baptism of the Holy Ghost was wroughtly upon a beggar. It means that the first service of a Holy Ghost-baptized church is to the poor; that its ministry is to those who are lowest down; that its gifts are for those who need them the most. As the Spirit was upon Jesus to preach the gospel to the poor, so His Spirit is upon His servants for the same purpose.”
“Many children, many cares; no children, no felicity.”
“People used to say obvious things ironically or as a form of understatement, but in the last few decades they seem to say it with a sense of discovery, and it worries me.”

Source : Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.274, Del Rey
“We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.”
“Command of English, spoken or written, ranks at the top in business. Our main product is words, so a knowledge of their meaning and spelling and pronunciation is imperative. If a man knows the language well, he can find out about all else.”

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