"I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English."

-- Calvin Trillin

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“A whole big, giant world full of men. Men with blue eyes. Brown eyes. Green eyes. And indescribable shades in between. Tall men. Short men. Skinny men. Built men. And all combinations thereof. Nice men (so I've heard, but never really seen). Mean men. Decent men, indecent. And who knows which is the best kind to have, to hold, to love? I'd say, with so many men in the world, it would pay to sample a few. Scratch that. More than a few. Lots and lots. And then a few more. And maybe, after years of research, you might find one worth not throwing back. But hey, the fun is in the fishing.”
“May every soul that touches mine - be it the slightest contact - get there from some good; some little grace; one kindly thought; one aspiration yet unfelt; one bit of courage for the darkening sky; one gleam of faith to brave the thickening ills of life; one glimpse of brighter skies beyond the gathering mists - to make this life worthwhile.”
“I am two lesbians in a man's body.”
“I dodged behind Mac for cover and refused to take the bait. I glanced at my nonexistent watch. 'Oops, look at the time. Guess I have to be going now. Let's not do this again sometime, okay?' Before I could move, Pritkin was there, jamming the medallion into the skin of my upper arm.'Ow!'He looked at me expectantly. I glared at him. 'That hurt!' What do you see?' A big red mark,”
“It is better to pray with good will for our neighbor, rather than to denounce him for every sin.”
“Why am I compelled to write? Because the writing saves me from this complacency I fear. Because I have no choice.”
“In the business world, lower profits reflect less demand for your product. But in government the opposite is true - demand for our services increases in hard times.”
“Who else speaks for the Family of Man? They are in tune and step with constellations of universal law.”

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