"Custard: A detestable substance produced by a malevolent conspiracy of the hen, the cow, and the cook."

-- Ambrose Bierce

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“Don't trap yourself with the desire of wanting to be liked.”
“I don't believe a manager ever won a pennant. Casey Stengel won all those pennants with the Yankees. How many did he win with the Boston Braves and Mets?”
“The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands. And when I kill an antelope for 'em, their preference is the gut pile.”
“I worry about the entire structure of American democracy under Trump.”

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“I have to admit that I'm one of those people that thinks the dishwasher is a miracle.”

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“Even when everything seems rotten you can't trust that judgement,' Gloria had said. 'It's the sum of all your judgements that counts.”
“I never understood whether the word 'amnesty' is correct or not. Maybe I am not very intelligent but I checked the dictionary to find the meaning.”
“When a film like Chris Nolan's Memento cannot get picked up, to me independent film is over. It's dead.”

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