"Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you."

-- Dan Harmon

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“While fund performance is unpredictable, the impact of fees is not, .. A 1- percent annual fee will reduce an ending account balance by 17 percent after 20 years.”
“Two attributes of a poet, avidity of the eye and the desire to describe that which he sees.”
“President Kennedyâ€™s assassination, less than two weeks ago, has struck the world dumb. Itâ€™s like no one wants to be the first to break the silence. Nothing seems important.”
“When the winds of adversity come, remember one thing--kites fly the very highest against the wind. Kites don't fly in spite of opposition, kites fly high because of opposition. In fact, they couldn't fly without opposition.”
“If the accident of genes has put you in a place where you can be a role model, then be somebody!”
“The living language is like a cowpath: it is the creation of the cows themselves, who, having created it, follow it or depart from it according to their whims or their needs. From daily use, the path undergoes change. A cow is under no obligation to stay”
“I tended to be drawn to the weirder, darker stuff. Horror and sci-fi anthologies.”
“What shall I compare it to, this fantastic thing I call my Mind? To a waste-paper basket, to a sieve choked with sediment, or to a barrel full of floating froth and refuse? No, what it is really most like is a spider's web, insecurely hung on leaves and twigs, quivering in every wind, and sprinkled with dewdrops and dead flies. And at its centre, pondering forever the Problem of Existence, sits motionless the spider-like and uncanny Soul.”

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