"A university is a college with a stadium seating over 40,000."

“Lawyers enjoy a little mystery, you know. Why, if everybody came forward and told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth straight out, we should all retire to the workhouse.”

“But we are alone, darling child, terribly, isolated each from the other; so fierce is the world's ridicule we cannot speak or show our tenderness; for us, death is stronger than life, it pulls like a wind through the dark, all our cries burlesqued in joyless laughter; and with the garbage of loneliness stuffed down us until our guts burst bleeding green, we go screaming round the world, dying in our rented rooms, nightmare hotels, eternal homes of the transient heart.”

“American radio from the '30s through the '60s was just fabulous. There was such a diversity.”

“Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!”

“Vary your training, your running partners, and your environment. Only your imagination limits the ways you can spice up your running routine.”

“The destruction of the personality is the great evil of the time.”

“I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.”

“The place where I had freedom most was when I painted. I was completely and utterly myself.”