"I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say."

-- Ronnie Shakes

#God Quotes #One Day Quotes #Knows Quotes

“It is impossible not to love someone who makes toast for you....Once the warm, salty butter has hit your tongue, you are smitten. Putty in their hands.”
“I don't care who you are, life has challenges.”
“A talent for repartee is one that increases with practice.”
“Julian Jaynes's theories for the nature of self-awareness, introspection, and consciousness have replaced the assumption of their almost ethereal uniqueness with explanations that could initiate the next change in paradigm for human thought.”
“I remain convinced that pardoning Nixon was the right thing to do.”
“I was born with a fierce need for independence.”
“I turned down Prince William's invitation for me to sing at his birthday bash because he was spearing animals in Africa and bringing publicity to it, and I thought that was pretty disgusting!”
“It was a lesson most people learned much earlier; that even friendship could have an undisclosed shelf life. That loyalty and affection, so consuming and powerful, could dissipate like fog.”

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