"Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?"

-- Flann O'Brien

#Inspirational Quotes #Cycling Quotes #Watches Quotes

“I had to take the driver's test twice. And they don't make you parallel park anymore, but you can't hit the curb when you're backing up. And I hit the curb.”
“There is nothing in cricket more calculated to raise a laugh than the sight of some determined and serious man under a spiralling catch.”
“And without delay, turn to the Lord. Exercise all of the faith you have in Him. Let Him share your burden. Allow His grace to lighten your load.”
“Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.”

Source : Sydney Smith, lady Saba (Smith) Holland Holland (1855). “A Memoir of the Reverend Sydney Smith”, p.436
“Being dead is the most airtight defense of one's own aesthetic.”

Source : Sarah Ruhl (2014). “100 Essays I Don't Have Time to Write: On Umbrellas and Sword Fights, Parades and Dogs, Fire Alarms, Children, and Theater”, p.56, Macmillan
“Fear is nonacceptance of what is.”
“There are very few misanthropes, thank goodness!”
“The evidence is overwhelming that Planet Earth is being visited by intelligently controlled extraterrestrial spacecraft. In other words, SOME UFOs are alien spacecraft. Most are not. It's clear from the Opinion Polls and my own experience, that indeed most people accept the notion that SOME UFOs are alien spacecraft. The greater the education, the MORE likely to accept this proposition”

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