"An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work."

-- Rita Rudner

#Divorce Quotes #Condom Quotes

“We know how to punish retailers and manufacturers that don't provide quality and value. But we're lousy at fighting effectively for what we really need - reliable insurance policies; affordable health care; safe, healthy food.”
“I had always wanted to be an actress. I went to summer theater camp from kindergarten on up until high school, and always had the leads in all the plays - even though they were at the YMCA - but it was something I always wanted to do.”
“Trust in the LORD forever, for the LORD, the LORD, is the Rock eternal.”
“I love pushing my body to the limit & seeing how far I can take it before it breaks.”
“My message to kids who bully other kids is: You know it's wrong! What's really going on? Try not to make somebody else's life miserable because you are.”
“I hate negative songs; I won't sing them. It doesn't matter if it's sold 2 million more albums.”
“If we couldn't dream, our lives wouldn't mean anything anymore.”
“People were never meant to be idols. We aren't supposed to be worshipped. Only God deserves that kind of praise.”

Source : Karen Kingsbury (2014). “Fifteen Minutes: A Novel”, p.343, Simon and Schuster

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