"Kids have _____ never taken guidance from their parents. If you could travel back in time and observe the original primate family in the original tree, you would see the primate parents yelling at the primate teenager for sitting around and sulking all day instead of hunting for grubs and berries like dad primate. Then you'd see the primate teenager stomp up to his branch and slam the leaves."

-- Dave Barry

#Dad Quotes #Teenager Quotes #Taken Quotes

“Live and learn from your mistakes, just get back up and keep fighting.”
“Kero and Rollo stood over it, slick with blood, both holding knives. â€˜Kero, you came? Why?â€™ asked Naif. â€˜Maybe I just needed someone to show me how to be brave enough,â€™ he replied with a hint of a dangerous grin.”
“A lot of my past is gone from my mind.”
“In some ways, TV is more regimented, but there is a level of professionalism that's very high, among the people that work in television.”
“You cant get much whiter than me.”
“It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.”
“We're living history all the time, in the papers, in the news, you think about stuff and it goes into your brain and you think about it and it comes out somehow. You have an idea; you've heard a phrase, or you're angry, or something disturbs you, or something seems paradoxical to you, you explore that idea, much like a writer would explore maybe an idea through metaphor. Maybe artists use their vehicle to explore ideas, so I think the things that interest me are the kind of idea of continuous change and how nothing stays the same and it's always disintegrating into something more.”
“I'm sort of the bossiest sister.”

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