"Oppression is more easily endured than insult."

“I was not allowed to date wrestlers, or anyone else in the company, across the board.”

“Mercy to animals means mercy to mankind.”

“To fly or not to fly, that's the question.”

“I have no absolute right to my wealth; it comes from my ancestors, my parents and from the billions of people who have worked before me to learn, to develop, to create the foundations and wealth of this planet. It is my turn to contribute to the progress of humanity. I will be grateful for anything I am paid in return.”

“The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?”

“A plan is a bridge to your dreams. Your job is to make the plan or bridge real, so that your dreams will become real. If all you do is stand on the side of the bank and dream of the other side, your dreams will forever be just dreams.”

“I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.”

Source : "Standup Mario Cantone won't miss his bus to the Hard Rock". Interview with Rod Stafford Hagwood, www.sun-sentinel.com. October 10, 2012.

“In this world it is becoming more and more unpopular to be a Christian. Soon it may become dangerous.”