"We are being programmed by mental pygmies."

-- Howard Hesseman

“In no way am I supporting or suggesting that a Conservative government is a good thing, far from it.”
“Leave a door open long enough, a cat will enter. Leave food, it will stay.”
“That which works is authentic. It's a practical truth. What really matters is that we find benefit, regardless of whether it's an ancient traditional approach or some new version, popular or obscure.”
“There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.”
“A man's dignity isn't measured by the people he has around him when he's at the peak of his success, but by his ability not to forget those who helped him when his need was greatest.”
“In revolutions authority remains with the greatest scoundrels.”
“We are not denying that Turkey has a right to defend itself from extremists but some of its actions are not serving any democratic purpose in Turkey or in Iraq. This will not benefit the relations between the two countries.”
“I'd prefer it if the coach said certain things to me face to face.”

Source : "'I'd stab myself with a sausage!' - French football quotes of 2011" by Tom Williams, www.theguardian.com. December 21, 2011.

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