"I play a detective, very close to myself actually."

“I'm shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don't have that.”

“[Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs ***** out on your head for no good reason. And we all know how unsatisfying that can be.”

Source : Charlie Brooker (2009). “Dawn of the Dumb”, p.74, Faber & Faber

“I'm a talker. I love a good debate.”

“When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.”

“Time is a social institution and not a physical reality. There is no such thing as time in the natural world - the world of stars and waters, clouds, mountains and living organisms. There is such a thing as rhythm - rhythm of tides, rhythm of biological processes... There is rhythm and there is motion. Time is a way of measuring motion.”

Source : Rory Vaden (2015). “Procrastinate on Purpose: 5 Permissions to Multiply Your Time”, p.25, Penguin

“His gaze narrowed and she could see his hands twitching again like he’d love nothing more than to throttle her. She was beginning to think it was an affliction of his. Did he go around wanting to choke the life out of everyone or was she special in that regard? “I’m afraid ’tis an urge that is entirely original to you,” the laird barked. She clamped her mouth shut and closed her eyes. Mother Serenity had vowed one day Mairin would regret her propensity to blurt out her least little thought. Today just might be that day.”

“Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.”

“I believe discrimination still exists in society and we must fight it in every form.”

Source : FaceBook post by Andrew Cuomo from Oct 11, 2010