"A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life."

-- Christopher Morley

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“If you look at the science that describes what is happening on earth today and aren't pessimistic, you donâ€™t have the correct data.Â If you meet the people in this unnamed movement and aren't optimistic, you havenâ€™t got a heart.”
“Even a strong man can succumb to the wiles of a pretty girl with pointy shoes.”

Source : Joseph Delaney (2011). “The Last Apprentice: Attack of the Fiend”, p.17, Harper Collins
“When I took my first poetry class, I felt that I could understand the relationships between words and the formal qualities of language in a way I would never understand music.”

Source : Source: therumpus.net
“For most of my life, I have eaten to deal with stress.”
“You kinda want to look for the anomalies. You don't actually want to look for the expected behaviour.”
“The inhabitants are numerous and happy... Throuhout the country the people do not kill any living creature, nor drink intoxicating liquor, they do not keep pigs and fowl, and do not sell live cattle; in the markets there are no butcher shops and no dealers in intoxicating drink... Only the Chandalas (lowest cast) are fisherman and hunters and sell flesh meat.”
“When a man's home is born out of his heart and developed through his labor and perfected through his sense of beauty, it is the very cornerstone of life.”

Source : Gustav Stickley (1916). “The Craftsman: An Illustrated Monthly Magazine in the Interest of Better Art, Better Work, and a Better and More Reasonable Way of Living”
“Did you feel guilty cursing God--you, of all people?' No,' he said. 'Because even in doing so, I was recognizing there was a greater power than me.' He paused. And that is how I began to heal.”

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