"Last night I didn't realize I said "abortion" in my stand up comedy act instead of "circumcision." No wonder I got blank stares at "rabbi got faint at sight of blood.""

-- Ben Rosenfield

#Funny Quotes #Night Quotes #Sight Quotes

“To be mistaken is a misfortune to be pitied; but to know the truth and not to conform one's actions to it is a crime which Heaven and Earth condemn.”
“It is a powerful practice to be generous when you are the one feeling in need.”
“I would say Tony Blair is very much a lapdog. I'm terribly scared that when he finally goes - and we can only hope it's soon - that he will be remembered for all these terrible things that he's done. Which is kind of a scary thing for a Labor Prime Minister.”
“Writers are always envious, mean-minded, filled with rage and envyat other's good fortune. There is nothing like the failure of a close friend to cheer us up.”
“The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.”
“You take whatever works from wherever you can find it, and you keep moving toward the light.”
“I don't think it's ok to judge others and put people down. However, it should be ok to be concerned about the health of someone which could leader to major problems in their future.”
“Fool me once, shame on â€” shame on you. Fool me â€” you can't get fooled again.”

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