"Montreal's not a city. It's a Disney World for alcoholics."

-- Mike Wilmot

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“There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.”
“Do I like being thought of as attractive? I donâ€™t know anyone on Earth who doesnâ€™t, but I do find it funny. I look in a mirror and I see all the faults Iâ€™ve lived with for 35 years and yet people go kind of nuts for certain things about me. Itâ€™s not me being humble. I just think itâ€™s weird.”
“YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature and YOU! WILL! ATONE!”
“So the end may be a long time coming, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have a way of sneaking up on you.”
“For the skeptic there remains only one consolation: if there should be such a thing as superhuman law it is administered with subhuman inefficiency.”

Source : Eric Ambler (2001). “A Coffin for Dimitrios”, Vintage
“We recognize the action of God in great things: we exclude it in small. We forget that the Lord of eternity is also the Lord of the hour.”
“Prayer pulls the rope below and the great bell rings above in the ears of God. Some scarcely stir the bell, for they pray so languidly. Others give but an occasional pluck at the rope. But he who wins with heaven is the man who grasps the rope boldly and pulls continuously, with all his might.”

Source : Charles Spurgeon, T. De Witt Talmage, Henry Ward Beecher, D. L. Moody, Joseph Parker (2017). “Gems of Truth & Beauty”, p.192, Gideon House Books
“Home is home wherever you grow up generally speaking. Unless you're one of those people who always wants to get out of a small town and do something bigger with your life, which I always did but I always wanted to come back, so home is home and its a great place for me to come back and escape the hustle and bustle of the life that I live.”

Source : Source: brightestyoungthings.com

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