"I used to sell ***** to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support."

-- Felipe Esparza

#Mom Quotes #Children Quotes #Husband Quotes

“They only shot a body but they cannot shoot my dreams.”
“You can't be an openly gay movie star. You can't be an openly gay pop star, really - minus Ricky Martin.”
“What is it in man that for a long while lies unknown and unseen only one day to emerge and push him into a new land of the eye, a new region of the mind, a place he has never dreamed of? Maybe it's like the force in spores lying quietly under asphalt until the day they push a soft, bulbous mushroom head right through the pavement. There's nothing you can do to stop it.”

Source : "Blue Highways". Book by William Least Heat-Moon, 1982.
“Well, I'm playing for the fans so whenever they come and ask for autographs I always try to give it to everybody because I'm out there for the people.”
“Remember the referendum on the Charlottetown constitutional accord? The more Canada's political and business elites threatened Canadians that the country would disappear into a black hole if the accord weren't passed, the more Canadians opposed it.”
“The problem with digital architecture is that an algorithm can produce endless variations, so an architect has many choices.”
“In the beginning was the dog the real name of Jehovah is Rover. Adam's rib is buried in the garden”
“I havent partied since...last Friday!”

Source : "Kate: ‘I Am a Woman Now’". Interview with Philip Green, nymag.com. February 15, 2009.

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