"On vacations: We hit the sunny beaches where we occupy ourselves keeping the sun off our skin, the saltwater off our bodies, and the sand out of our belongings."

-- Erma Bombeck

#Beach Quotes #Vacation Quotes #Skins Quotes

“Some of their players are internationals; some play for their national team.”
“It's no coincidence that Superman's parents are Joseph and Martha Kent.”
“Our home joys are the most delightful earth affords, and the joy of parents in their children is the most holy joy of humanity.”
“I was trying to replace something I'd come to care about very much with something pretending to be as important.”
“I've never denied my sexual orientation. I just don't make a point of it. It isn't what I do. Clearly, I'm known for the work I've done on trade and Social Security.”

Source : "Delegates consider boycott of Kolbe speech" by Jeff Barker, www.cnn.com. August 1, 2000.
“Blacks in the Caribbean, Britain, Canada and sub-Saharan Africa as well as in the United States have low IQ scores relative to whites.”
“In France they don't think I'm difficult.”
“But when the 'Glee' audition came around, my manager literally had to talk me into it. I was petrified to sing in front of anyone.”

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