"I just don't get cats. To me, they're a waste of fur."

-- Rita Rudner

#Cat Quotes #Fur Quotes #Waste Quotes

“a sociable smile is nothing but a mouth full of teeth”
“Wherever there is objective truth, there is satire.”

Source : Wyndham Lewis (1950). “Rude Assignment: A Narrative of My Career Up-to-date”
“You will never be able to escape from your heart. So it's better to listen to what it has to say.”

Source : Paulo Coelho (1998). “The Alchemist - 10th Anniversary Edition”, HarperSanFrancisco
“My inventing time is all done under the influence of aerobic exercise. Basically, I do all my thinking while I run.”
“Lots of women don't realize that they're gay until they're grown up.”
“I always make the point that teachers are people too, and that they don't just want to be in front of kids all day and have children be their only feedback loop.”

Source : Source: www.guernicamag.com
“Whatever character you play, whatever film it is, whatever story it is, for me, in my training it's always something that gives you a layered character, it's understanding the secret of that character, and so whatever comes up as "Oh, I thought that person was that," you are always carrying that within you. So actually what you're playing all the way through is both and it's just what comes out in the scene or the circumstance.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“In government procurement, for example, the opportunity German firms have in the United States is 10 times larger than in Canada.”

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